This is a picture of one of our grandchildren (we have four) from last Christmas. Isaac (Amy and Thom’s older child) was terrified by Santa!
Second, he “sees you when you’re sleeping”???!?!! What? I don’t want some jolly, overweight, bearded guy watching me when I’m sleeping. That’s just creepy.
Third, sometimes Santa doesn’t do such a great job. I’m reminded of the child who wrote a letter to GOD which said, “God, you gave me a baby brother for Christmas. I asked for a puppy!” Sometimes Santa doesn’t give us what we ask for, does he?
Fifth, why hasn’t PETA gotten after him for reindeer-abuse? I mean, he must push those critters pretty hard to get his presents out to every girl and boy in the world! And what does he do with the really sloooowwww ones? Hmmmm. Reindeer venison stew?
1. What terrifies you about Santa?
2. What terrifies you about Christmas?