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Causes Of All Fatal Accidents!

11 Dec

Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.Screen Shot 2014-12-05 at 8.30.32 PM

Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home.

Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.

Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.

Only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are related to previous physical disorders.

Screen Shot 2014-12-05 at 8.32.20 PMHence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church. [Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.]

Go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

 
2 Comments

Posted by on December 11, 2014 in church attendance

 

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2 responses to “Causes Of All Fatal Accidents!

  1. john

    December 11, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    Larry,
    You forgot to mention that 98.6% of all death candidates have eaten cucumbers at least once in their life ( this includes 99.86% of all church goers) 🙂
    John

     
  2. Anonymous

    December 15, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    I guess they will have to walk to church though…

     

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