“I’m not going,” he announced.
“Why not?” Mom asked.
“I’ll give you three good reasons. First of all, I was up really late last night. Second, I don’t like those people and, third, they don’t like me,” he said.
“Well, I’ll give you three good reasons you WILL go to church,” said Mom. “First, you need to go to church. Second, you’re 48 years old. And third, you are their pastor.”