Some Canadian Humor about Hockey!

Met a Toronto Mapleleafs’ fan the other day.  He told the following jokes on his favorite team:

Q: What do the Toronto Mapleleafs and the Titanic have in common?  A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto? A: It’s the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals? A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.