Time for a Pretty Good Joke: “At the Message, Leave a Beep!”

My brother-in-law was puzzled by the odd messages left on his answering machine. Day after day, friends and family would talk and then say, “Beep.” He discovered the reason for the joke when he decided to listen to his greeting.

“Hi,” it said. “I’m not in right now, so please leave a beep after the message.”