Snarky Quotes (some wisdom, perhaps)

24 Nov

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a screen-shot-2016-09-30-at-12-39-50-pmsingle step. Of course, so does falling down a flight of stairs. (Richard Doty, Washington)

Never say die. I’ve tried, and it doesn’t actually make people die. (Tom McCudden, Durham, N.C.)

Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability. (Donna Lewis, Vienna)

Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

You have to learn to crawl before you can grovel. (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you’re probably the executioner. (Elden Carnahan, Laurel)

You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the prince. But he probably isn’t going to be interested in some frog-kisser. (Amanda Richards, Palatine, Ill.)

Aspire to greatness. But remember that no one ever assassinated a refrigerator repairman. (Bird Waring, New York)

A high tide lifts all boats, except those with a big gaping hole in the bottom.

Every failure is a step to success up a ladder that will eventually collapse under the weight of all those failures. (Stephen Dudzik, Olney)


Posted by on November 24, 2016 in snarky quotes


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2 responses to “Snarky Quotes (some wisdom, perhaps)

  1. john

    November 24, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Read Larry’s blogs regularly, but be not too certain that it will get you into heaven. I read most of them, but am certain that I won’t !

  2. Dr. Larry Dixon

    December 8, 2016 at 7:21 am

    John: So GOOD to hear from you! I’m glad you’re still around! Thanks for reading my blog. I know you don’t believe the gospel, but don’t you sometimes wish you did? Blessings. Larry


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