Evil People During a Pandemic!
Got this email today:
I think I should apply to become a grammar-checker for spammers and scammers! First of all, I don’t have an Apple that could be suspended. Second, the first sentence should read: “Your account Apple ID has been accessED from another DEVICE!” Then, “For security REASONS, we have locked your account (where’s the period?).” Then, “If you no verification is performed …” WHAT???!!!
What say you, spammers? I’m retired, an expert in English grammar, and I’ve got time on my hands. In fact, if you don’t hire me by pushing the button below, we will your house visit for no good reason to sale you Girl Scout Cokies!
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Sharon Faulk
April 16, 2020 at 10:54 am
Too funny!!
I remember your sentence in Greek class…
“Anabalos cukos” (sp?!). I throw up cookies.
I don’t remember much else except that I almost didn’t pass Greek😳
Dr. Larry Dixon
April 16, 2020 at 12:50 pm
After all these years . . . you’re still reading my blog! Blessings on you! Dr. D.