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Some Canadian Humor about Hockey!
Met a Toronto Mapleleafs’ fan the other day. He told the following jokes on his favorite team:
Q: What do the Toronto Mapleleafs and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto? A: It’s the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!
Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals? A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.