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A Lost Keys Story!

02 Feb

They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition. He’s afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: “I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. “Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

He retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your car!”

 
9 Comments

Posted by on February 2, 2021 in humor

 

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9 responses to “A Lost Keys Story!

  1. Brian Dixon

    February 2, 2021 at 5:45 am

    Love this story! Happy Birthday Dad!

     
  2. Kim Carlson

    February 2, 2021 at 11:18 am

    Happy 71st!

     
  3. Dr. Larry Dixon

    February 2, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    Thank you, my friend!

     
  4. Anonymous

    February 2, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    Happy Birthday Doctor Dixon! may be time to update your picture! 😉

     
    • Rodney Antonio LaSalvia

      February 2, 2021 at 1:51 pm

      Sorry, didn’t mean to be anonymous, Rodney LaSalvia, your ping pong partnet from CIU about the time you took the pcture

       
    • Rodney Antonio LaSalvia

      February 2, 2021 at 1:56 pm

      Hey didn’t mean to be anonymous, Rodney La Salvia, your former student and table tennis rival at CIU at the time of the picture

       
  5. Dr. Larry Dixon

    February 2, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    Thank you, Rodney. Great to hear from you. I haven’t changed at all since that picture was taken. Maybe. Blessings. Dr. D.

     
  6. Gerry T. Neal

    February 2, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    Happy birthday Dr. D!

    Great story!

     
  7. Dr. Larry Dixon

    February 3, 2021 at 5:29 am

    Thank you, Gerry!

     

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